Fenrir Training Shorts

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This Is Why We Created the Norse Fitness Training Shorts

Trying to find a solid pair of training shorts is a pain in the ass (literally).

Most are designed for the average nerd that skips leg day.

Attempting to squeeze your thunder thighs into the shorts is a workout on its own.

But that's the least of your worries!

Let's say that you are actually able to get them on...

Now you run the fear of these things ripping when you start to work out.

This should be the least of your worries when you have a barbell on your back and are ready to take it for a ride.

We understand your struggle and decided to do something about it.

 

The Monstrous Wolf in Norse Mythology That Was So Big That He Scared the Aesir Gods

Fenrir, son of Loki, was a giant wolf in Norse Mythology.

His size worried the Aesir gods, and as a result, they decided to keep a watchful eye on him at all times.

So they decided to raise the pup in Asgard, that way they would be able to watch his every move.

Fenrir grew at an alarming rate and soon the gods decided that he could not stay in Asgard.

They knew how much destruction the wolf could cause if he were allowed to roam free, so they attempted to bind him with various chains.

To avoid any suspension, they proposed that the binding was a test of his strength.
Fenrir wanted the god's respect and was eager to show his strength.

The powerful wolf was able to break free from every chain the Aesir presented.

At last, the gods were desperate and sent a messenger down to Svartalfheim, the realm of the dwarves.

The dwarves, being the most skilled craftspeople in the cosmos, were able to forge a chain whose strength couldn’t be equaled; the final result was the chain Gleipnir (“Open”).

When the gods presented Fenrir with the curiously light and supple Gleipnir, the wolf suspected trickery and refused to be bound with it unless one of the gods would lay their hand in his jaws as a pledge of good faith.

None of the gods agreed, knowing that this would mean the loss of a hand and the breaking of an oath.

At last, the brave Tyr, for the good of all life, volunteered to fulfill the demand.

And, sure enough, when Fenrir discovered that he was unable to escape from Gleipnir, he ripped the hand from the arm.

But this was not the end of Fenrir...

At Ragnarok, he broke free from his chains and ran throughout the world with his lower jaw against the ground and his upper jaw in the sky, devouring everything in his path.

 

Fenrir Couldn't Destroy These Shorts

These durable shorts were made for every possible workout.

The seams are reinforced with double stitching seams that prevent them from tearing.

The material is the perfect combination of 95% polyester 5% elastic fabric.

This battle-ready combo results in a durable product that completely dries in under 30 minutes.

We like to think that if the Allfather was wearing the training shorts with his fight against Fenrir that he could have avoided being swallowed by the wolf.

Unfortunately, the world will never know if this is true or not.

 

Not Only Are They Reliable Enough to Survive Ragnarok…

They are also the perfect length.

The training shorts have a 7" inseam that sits a few inches above the knee.

This helps you to avoid looking like a dad with cargo shorts down to his shins (you're welcome).

We used 4-way stretch technology allows you to have an unrestricted range of motion.

It doesn't matter if you're squatting 4 plates, choking someone out on the mats, kicking someone in the head, or scaling a gnarly mountain.

These shorts are going to help you get the job done.

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